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🥧 Mark D’s “Desperate Dan” Mince & Onion Pie

Description:
A proper British-style pie loaded with seasoned minced beef, slow-cooked onions, and a thick, rich gravy, all encased in golden pastry. No frills, no shortcuts — just plenty of meat and flavor.

🍽️ Serves

4–6 hungry people

🕐 Total Time

  • Prep: 25 minutes

  • Cook: 1 hour

  • Bake: 30–35 minutes

  • Total: ~1 hour 45 minutes

🧂 Ingredients

For the filling:

  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil or dripping

  • 2 large onions, finely sliced

  • 1 ½ lbs (700 g) minced beef

  • 2 tbsp flour

  • 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce

  • 1 tsp mustard powder (optional but great for depth)

  • 1 ½ cups (375 ml) beef stock (or more if needed)

  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

  • Optional: a splash of ale or gravy browning for richer color

For the pastry:

  • 2 sheets shortcrust pastry (or homemade if preferred)

  • 1 egg, beaten (for glazing)

👩‍🍳 Instructions

1. Make the filling

  • Heat the oil in a large pan over medium heat.

  • Add the onions and cook gently for 10 minutes, until soft and golden.

  • Add the minced beef and brown well, breaking up any lumps.

  • Stir in flour, Worcestershire sauce, mustard powder, salt, and pepper.

  • Pour in the beef stock and bring to a simmer.

  • Cook for 20–25 minutes, stirring occasionally, until thickened and rich.

  • Taste and adjust seasoning. Let cool slightly before filling the pie.

2. Assemble the pie

  • Preheat oven to 200°C / 400°F.

  • Line a pie dish with one sheet of shortcrust pastry, pressing it gently into the edges.

  • Spoon in the mince & onion filling — pack it full (Desperate Dan style — no skimping on meat!).

  • Top with the second sheet of pastry. Trim and crimp the edges to seal.

  • Cut a small vent in the top for steam to escape.

  • Brush with beaten egg.

3. Bake

  • Bake for 30–35 minutes, until the pastry is golden brown and crisp.

  • Let rest for 5–10 minutes before slicing and serving.

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